Gayless

A location lacking in gay people

The Hebrides appear to remarkably gayless, owing to the small and widespread population

by Whale_nerd January 30, 2019

N'eye the Homo Gayless Wrestler

A man who wrestles. He mostly pretends to be gay (even though he's not). He has small junk.

"Omg.... He's such a N'eye the Homo Gayless Wrestler"
"Seriously... he was totally getting into that wrestling match."

by musiccaddictt April 28, 2009

Line of Gayness

Doing something so gay that you can't save yourself by saying no homo.

no.. no man.. you crossed the line of gayness.. youre fucking homo now

by secret_vet February 21, 2011

heinous anus gayness

A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.

Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.

Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.

by Hammer of Jesus August 17, 2019

gayness factor

How gay a person is.

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.

by Benjamino October 7, 2003

bible of gayness

The bible that describes all gay actions and all the ways to find a gay man. It also teaches you how to be gay. People often says its gay to read this bible, but it is still a great idea when you are gay and you don't know how to find people like you.

Hey man wanna read the bible of gayness?
Sure!

by Dieu Poulet January 13, 2021

GayLesbian

1. Something to call your friend when you are unsure of their sexuality.

2. A secret group for you and your friends containing all the answers to the world.

3. A synonym for "White Trash".

Guy1: Hey see that thing over there, i'm not sure whether its a guy or a girl as i see both genital objects.

Guy2: You're right!! He must be a GayLesbian.

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Person1: Hey I have something to tell you, but its a secret.

Person2: Then why don't you tell me in the secret group.

Person1: Wait... What??

Person2: You know, the GayLesbian group!!

Person1: Oh! Gotcha.

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Girl1: I heard that the NASCAR event was disrupted by a bunch of rednecks; what GayLesbians they are!!

Girl2: As I examine your statement, the need to empty my body of excrement en fills me.

Girl1: Mhm.

by ShMelMer August 24, 2012