gayhab

Where people go to gain sensitivity training for gay bashing

That Grey's Anatomy guy had to go to Gayhab for outing that other guy.

by Headexpl0dy May 12, 2007

gayhab

An "ex-gay" ministry that tries to turn gay people straight. Not sanctioned (or trusted) by any reputable psychiatric institution.

Supposedly one week of gayhab was enough to cure Ted Haggard of his desire to do crystal meth with gay hookers.

by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008

Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"

by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009

Gayfabe

From "kayfabe" (a term used in Professional Wrestling and carnivals, meaning a "work") an act of feigning gayness, so as to manipulate or contrive social situations. Commonly, a straight man pretending at being gay so as to curry the favour of real gay men, or to better position himself in romantic interests involving women who are known to rebuke the advances of heterosexual men.

Look, Robbie, if I'm nice enough to bring you to my dealer's house, the least you could do is play along with my Gayfabe. He'll stop discounting if he finds out he can't lay me!

Oh, Julia? She's a bitter 3rd-year feminist studies major trying at being dyke. But, she'll take a dick if you gayfabe it just so for a couple weeks at first.

by immoral_animal August 6, 2007

gayrab

When someone does something that would be gay in the Western world, but is not considered gay in the Arab world, it's just gayrab. Combo gay and Arab.

"Did u c Ali and Amir walking and holding hands? It was so gay."
"Dude, there from Jordan; it's not gay, it's just gayrab."
"Then he put his hands down Amir's pants."
"Hmm. I think that's just plain gay."

by Prof Godfather May 20, 2010

gayable

likely to become gay

Joey is very gayable, he really likes martin and jacek

by madossa999 March 13, 2011

gaypable

A heterosexual male who is capable of sucking cock.

That dude chris from last night is gaypable yo!

by Gruppy July 18, 2011