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gadong-a-dong-dong 

1. A fine ass worth watching, and possibly exploring later.
2. For a larger ass, simply add more "dong" on to the end.
3. From the Missy Elliot song "Work It".
4. If you didn't know already, Missy Elliot is from P-Town (VA).
Standard:
"and you think you can handle this ga-dong-a-dong-dong"
Supa Fly:
"dammmmmmmmmn she got the gadong-a-dong-dong-DONG goin on!"

Gaydoni Mobile 

Gaydoni’s hunk of shit pickup. Has to have a booster seat so the short fuck can see over the steering wheel. Liz used to be able to sit in the passenger seat now she BANNED from the Gaydoni Mobile.
Duud, have u seen Gaydoni recently?

Yeah duud, I saw him driving the Gaydoni Mobile last night getting all the duuds.
Gaydoni Mobile by OdurkOdurk69 September 8, 2021
The brontosaurus was a gaydon.

The pterodactyl was totally gaydon for the stegosaurus.
gaydon by B-Mufuggin-Man January 16, 2009

gaydodging

ignoring the gay society, staying away, hiding
Me and my buddy went to the bar for some drinks when we found ourselves gaydodging half the people at the bar.
gaydodging by gaydodger69 February 8, 2010
This is a person that resembles ed Harris and is a complete fag
Levi: hey Brian look it's ed Harris standing by the bus stop!!" Brian: nah that's just a fucking gaydon!"
A person wanted by the Columbian Mafia and/or someone who uses smear campaigns as an aid to winning elections.
That politican is very Gaydon-esque.
Gaydon by Mervin the Turtle September 25, 2003
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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