Guy #1: "Dude, are you staring at my
junk?"
Guy #
2: "What? No."
Guy #1: "Yes you were, you were totally gayzing!"
Guy: "I caught your gay friend staring at my
junk yesterday"
Girl: "Really?! Were you wearing underwear?"
Guy: "Nah, I was freeballing it"
Girl: "Well, then you can't blame him for gazing!"