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fake gay 

a male who pretends to be gay so he can hang out with girls to get laid.
guy 1: did u here about jimmy getting some ass last night?

guy 2: no, i thought he was gay

guy 1: no he is fake gay, so he is with girls all the time.
fake gay by amliekxe August 5, 2010

Annoying fake gay 

That one 15 year old tik tok girl that has to blurt out every 5 seconds that they are gay regardless if they actually are or not.

Probably someone who would make those horrible annonymous ace comics but with any other lgbtq orientation.

Mostly rare.

Actual lgbtq supporters and members hate these people.
Becky: UwU I am gay lol

Jacob: ok.

Becky: I hate homphobes WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOMOPHOBIC?!?!?!?

Jacob:I don't know.

Becky:So anyways i'm gay UwU I'm so quirky!!!

Jacob:I heard you the first time.

Becky:i am also trans

Jacob:ok.

Becky:i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU

Jacob:Ok i get it Becky.

Becky:OMG YOUR HOMOPHOBIC

Jacob: W h at.

Becky: GUYS JACOB IS SUCH A HOMOPHOBE LET'S CANCEL HIM ON TWITTER

Jacob: I don't even use twitter- Becky stop being such an Annoying and fake gay.

Becky: HOMOPHOBEEEEEEEE

Becky is an Annoying fake gay bruh.
Annoying fake gay by KingMemeus April 4, 2022

Fake Gay 

fake gay:

1) a person who claims to be lesbian/gay but also openly admits to liking the opposite gender.

2) a person who was once an out l/g member but reverted to being in relations with the opposite gender.

3) a person who claims to be l/g but does not conform to l/g habits especially during intimate times
yo she’s fake gay, she was just with another dude last night.
Fake Gay by moneynessa January 25, 2020

Fake Gay 

Someone that pretends to be gay only to get close to girls or feel entitled.
Richard: fuck you won't do shit
Owen: Your only angry because you have no friends so you resort to pretending to be gay so you can get pussy. Fake gay ass deceptive motherfucker.
Fake Gay by FuckYall23 September 13, 2019

Fake gay couple week

(Fake gay couple week) means where a boy gets with a boy and a girl gets with a girl for a week.

Oh yh just for fun
Tyler:would you like to be my fake bae?
Ben:why that's just gay

Tyler:ITS FAKE GAY COUPLE WEEK EVERYONE
Fake gay couple week by Jenniecorcor December 14, 2019

Fake gay couple week

(Fake gay couple week )means when a boy gets with a boy for a week and a girl gets with a girl for a week !

Just for fun!!!
Tim:hi would u like to be my fake bae for the week

Ben:why that's just gay

Tim:its FAKE GAY COUPLE WEEK EVERYONE is doing it

Ben:oh then yh why not
Fake gay couple week by Jenniecorcor December 15, 2019
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