3 definitions by amliekxe

The coolest and funniest saying in the world. It can be used after doing anything cool.
Kid 1: I just bowled a strike. Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet!

Kid 2: I got a better grade than you on my math test. Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet!
by amliekxe April 17, 2011
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A beauty pageant for gay people. Most of the participants are more feminine than the women in actual beauty pageants.
guy #1- Hey are you going to the beauty pageant tonight?

guy #2- No way man I'm gay so i'm going to the fageant.

guy #1- Wow what a fag!!!
by amliekxe August 5, 2010
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a male who pretends to be gay so he can hang out with girls to get laid.
guy 1: did u here about jimmy getting some ass last night?

guy 2: no, i thought he was gay

guy 1: no he is fake gay, so he is with girls all the time.
by amliekxe August 5, 2010
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