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Joe Gatto 

Eating a massive amount of pastry in one sitting. Usually a package meant for multiple people.
Are you about to Joe Gatto that whole cheese danish?
Joe Gatto by Therilz October 31, 2021
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The Gatto 

When someone is in the middle of using a urinal and another person sneaks up behind them and kisses them on the back of their neck.
Sal: *pissing in urinal*
Joe: *kisses Sals nape*
Sal: Did you just give me The Gatto?
The Gatto by Not coach Randy March 28, 2019
My personal favorite technique. The user holds the sword in their left hand, near the bottom of the hilt. The right hand is positioned near the tip of the sword, pointing at the enemy. The right foot leads under the right hand, or ahead of it, and the left foot is under the left. The user leans back, then pushes forward with the right foot, dashes forward, and thrusts out when in range. If the user misses, he twists the sword so the blade faces the enemy, then does a horizontal slash.

There are 3 basic Gatotsu stances, and one ougi:

Ishiki - The technique explained above.
Nishiki - Same as Ishiki, but user slashes diagonally instead of thrusting, and the attack is executed in mid-air, while coming down on the enemy.
Sanshiki - Used against aerial attacks, the sword is pointed upwards and thrusted up at the enemy.
Zeroshiki (ZERO Gatotsu) - The Gatotsu ougi that I do not fully understand. Gatotsu Ishiki is performed at point blank range, except with no visible leg power. The entire body is focused in the attack, doubling or tripling its power rating. Sometimes the sword is released, making it a powerful projectile.
Gatotsu by The Eternal EoN August 15, 2003

Joe Gatto 

Joe Gatto is one of the funnier guys on the infamous show on Trutv called Impractical Jokers!
Sal Vulcano is the cutest one!
Brian 'Q' Quinn is the "wise" one! LOL
James 'Murr' Murray is the one that had to wear a wig for the ENTIRE SEASON!!!!
Joe Gatto! It's you! I'm such a fan! Your on Impractical Jokers! RIGHT!?? Can I get a picture! Is this your punishment? You had to work in the fast food restaurant! You guys are HILARIOUS! Where are the 4 guys?
Joe Gatto by My dogs are cute! March 5, 2021

joe gatto 

Joe gatto is a fat guy who stars on impractical jokers and he's pretty chill
Joe gatto yeah I know that fat one
joe gatto by Robbie (skrrrttt) December 24, 2016
Greek word to say "shit!"/"fuck!".
Not necessairly negative meaning.
Etymology: gamo(I fuck) to(it/that)
Ohi re gamoto! (oh no!)

Ela gamoto!!! (oh fuck!)

Gamoto!!! (shit!/fuck!)


Not negative meaning:

Mou areseis poly re gamoto (fuck, i really like you)

"Gia tin Ellada re gamoto!" (for Greece!!)
Dedication of the greek athlet V.Patoulidou when she won the gold medal in the Barcelona Olympics 1992
gamoto by Kostas January 11, 2004