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a guy who is generally crazy, parties hard, doesn't give two shits, absolutely hilarious, swears like a sailor, but has a very caring heart
Did you see that guy at the party? He was pretty crazy but he helped me get home safely...must be a Gasem.
gasem by bigmamamama November 6, 2013
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Gaseous Clay 

a person with horrendously smelly farts (as he floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. This is derived from “Cassius Clay” which is the birth name of the famed boxer Muhammad Ali.)
"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! What is that smell? Whoa, you’re a regular Gaseous Clay. Alright, I throw in the towel. Now help me back on my feet, would ya?"
Gaseous Clay by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020
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Gaseous Rex 

Someone whose farts are so foul and lethal, they can kill more people than a raging T-Rex.
Oh no, Gaseous Rex just had Mexican food for lunch. Better get outta here before we get a whiff of his lethal stench!
Gaseous Rex by LonePooper January 27, 2018
A small group within the GazettE fandom that made themselves to be the fandom's police. Ordering other fans to take down posts or memes they find offensive to the band. In the end, they became a meme themselves.
Fan A: -posts meme of the GazettE-
Fan B: What is this? Take it down! I don't like it!
Fan A: Oh, don't be such a gazemob!
gazemob by MisheruFAD June 3, 2016
A gaser is a successor to the 90’s ‘dizelas’
The centar of this subculture is Belgrade(Serbia) but you can find them in any cities of the Ex-Yugoslavia countries.
Appearance of this subculture is characterised by Nike, or Napapijri windbreakers/hoodies, sweatpants(also Nike) and Nike air max sneakers(models: 95, 97, 98, 90, and TN), most of them have shaved heads. Another characteristic of this group is ‘’brze cvaje’’ which roughly translated to english means ‘’fast sunglasses’’ , they are just black sunglasses worn all the time(day and night). They listen to incredibly bad music(search Jala Brat and Buba Corelli, or Surreal). 99% of them smoke, cigarettes and weed, and some of them consume drugs, usually speed or ecstasy. You can find them in many hookah bars, and they are always in a groups of 5 or more. Their intelligence is smaller that the room temperature(in celsious), and their vocabulary consists of max 300 words( most used are ‘’tebra’’ ‘’resi’’ and ‘’ide gas’’/all slang). Most of them usually carry some kind of a knife. Also, they are very commited to football, and their favorite team. You can see them at almost every game their teams plays usually fighting with the opposite teams fans. Their education is usually nonexistent.
Man 1: Who are those people?
Man 2: They are just gaseri, we should just avoid them, maybe they will try to fight with us.
Gaser by banovobrdo March 30, 2020
Gaser means retarded kid in Serbian language
This guy wears AirMax Nikes,He must be Gaser
Gaser by ThugLifeKuhinja April 15, 2019
an expression made by a woman who has just orgasmed four times.
"'congratulations - that's the first time I have had fo'gasms in a night"
Fo'gasm by The Shanty November 27, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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