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luke gardiner 

Not good at COD, useless
Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner
luke gardiner by Owl3232 September 27, 2013
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Allison Gardiner 

A teacher who loves chick fil a:) and kyle rhodes
Allison Gardiner wrote a poem:
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores

But one day, one brave soul emerged

Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens

A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
Allison Gardiner by 2023:) May 12, 2021
Word commonly used to describe a young afro carribean fellow, prior to a night out on facebook chat, whilst still slightly intoxicated...
Dave: What you say Gariner?

Gariner: I didn't say anything... What did you do after school on Thursday?
Gariner by whatyousaygariner? February 19, 2009
The word "Garried" is the term for two men getting married to each other.
Greg and Rusty got garried on 1/7/2012.
Garried by asandahl January 12, 2012

Garrington bah 

What you mean bah - Garrington bah
Garrington bah by Garrington March 6, 2019

Grace Gardiner 

She is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is the perfect companion to me as her Daddy. She loves life on the edge and doesn’t take any shit. If you come across a Grace gardiner then message me personally because I will hunt you down and sacrifice you to the gods. She has the most perfect pussy in the world and is the only woman I will ever let peg me (yes she has that power so be careful) I will update this after the pegging
Wow is that your “Grace gardiner”
Yeah she is and I hope you back the fuck off even though she will probably fuck you and spit you out for fun
Grace Gardiner by randomguy1997 July 22, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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