sexxxxyyyy. tempermental, constanly male pms-ing, loves metallica. guitar GOD. looks better in converse and doesnt like dark blue jeans...he's a fuckin smartass but pretty easy to love. needs constant adrenaline fix. craves dopamine. can be found in the woods clutching a bow, beware of his arrows, they are poison. jack of all trades, much the manly man. (he can fix my toilet if i need it.) no short hair allowed in his bed and everything he has, he loses alot. (permastoned.) formerly rocked a mullet, is a meat-potatoe-hot sauce kinda man and can whip up a badass canned chicken quesadilla. bestfriend is a black belted giant. beware.
person: "hey man. what the fuck is that? (points to obscenely large pile of red food.)
beastly man friend: "garrin-casserole."
beastly man friend: "garrin-casserole."
by the crycket July 06, 2011
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

