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luke gardiner
luke gardiner by Owl3232 September 27, 2013
Allison Gardiner
Allison Gardiner wrote a poem:
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores
But one day, one brave soul emerged
Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens
A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores
But one day, one brave soul emerged
Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens
A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
Allison Gardiner by 2023:) May 12, 2021
Grace Gardiner
She is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is the perfect companion to me as her Daddy. She loves life on the edge and doesn’t take any shit. If you come across a Grace gardiner then message me personally because I will hunt you down and sacrifice you to the gods. She has the most perfect pussy in the world and is the only woman I will ever let peg me (yes she has that power so be careful) I will update this after the pegging
Wow is that your “Grace gardiner”
Yeah she is and I hope you back the fuck off even though she will probably fuck you and spit you out for fun
Yeah she is and I hope you back the fuck off even though she will probably fuck you and spit you out for fun
Grace Gardiner by randomguy1997 July 22, 2022
charlie gardiner
Person 1: Shut the fuck up I might as well call you Charlie Gardiner
Person 2: Take that back, that shit hurted.
Person 2: Take that back, that shit hurted.
charlie gardiner by Thicc Dad 69 April 23, 2019
Garine
someone who is very smart, athletic, artistic, enthusiastic, and also usually are known to be very hyper. Also someone who could hurt anyone they want with a single punch. Also are very known for their rebellious behavior.
Garine by Awesomest321 October 8, 2009
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