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a bad ass squid; can also be used in the context of that's bullshit; but mostly a squid that squirts like 30 feet of ink on you
That sh*t is straight garmo, mang.

Brad comments on 2 ladies standing on the corner, "Dude look at them two chicks over there, that ain't right."
Stu - "That is down right garmo"
garmo by Willie Winks October 30, 2008
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The most unoffensive name in the universe. A generic name for an individual for one that contains no offense that could ever be interpreted by anybody.
I just had my name banned on Call of Duty for being offense. I don't understand why they won't allow such a generic name like mine, it's a very garmo name.
garmo by tunacado March 18, 2023
Was off the G-Fuel, had a gamoose
gamoose by Gamoose March 12, 2019

garconanokin 

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.
Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.
garconanokin by P90SEX December 22, 2007

Garbogaldygook

"You actually understand that garbogaldygook?"
Garbogaldygook by Cheekli March 19, 2019

Garmondius 

GOD, SUPREME LEADER, Inventor of the Shop Queue
What else is there to do in life than praise Garmondius
Garmondius by Jim_Phelon July 6, 2021
Synonymous with calling someone not funny. Someone who is "gamos" repeats the same joke over and over again.
You are being very gamos today. Please stop.
Gamos by robertg123 May 6, 2021