garmian

Simply God. It means God

I prey to Garmian every night to help me become a guitar shred master.

garmian by Guitar shred community. February 1, 2020

Garminarnar

When something is cool or interesting

“Wow Robert, your deck is so Garminarnar!”
“Thanks gang.”

Garminarnar by hehdididoosst March 29, 2021

Garimanja 

It's the weed.

Garimanja

It's the other slang term Mariganja but the first letters of the prefix and the suffix are switched.

Garimanja.

Man, I got mad Garimanja all the time.

Garimanja by I'm mike, kid March 1, 2009

Garmin Farming 

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

Garmin Farming by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

reprogramming the garmin 

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle

Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin

reprogramming the garmin by play746 September 10, 2009

garmining 

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.

I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!

garmining by kat51 March 11, 2009

Garmin Bitch 

the annoyin ass bitch that trys to tell you how to drive on your gps (also found on iphone)... 69 69 69 69 me right now

That fuckin garmin bitch keeps talkin.

Garmin Bitch by apkim January 12, 2010