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garlic knots

(n) Tightly bound female ass cheeks, or buttocks; so firm they resemble two side by side rolls of deliciously seasoned dough; good enough to eat. A spicy rump. Maybe add a little sauce.

"She had the best damn garlic knots I've ever seen. I just wanted to eat them."
garlic knots by Shagomatic July 13, 2007
Words you can keep

Garlic knots

An person of Italian descent that has dreadlocks.
Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?

Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!
Garlic knots by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022

juice of garlic knots 

1. Often considered similar to the taste of male semen.
2. Not the best taste in the world.
Yo, Tiffany, it didn't taste like salt water, as expected, but more like the juice of garlic knots, when you suck on a garlic knot from aj's!
juice of garlic knots by goldentouchhh September 25, 2006

Garlic Knot me

When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.
Omg garlic knot me my boyfriend is taking me to 7th street.

Omg garlic knot me i’m big like al.
Garlic Knot me by Kwincykun May 10, 2021

Garlic Knot 

The butthole of an Italian man or woman after a rousing night of backdoor action, almost to the point of a pink sock, but not quite.
I pounded her from behind and left her with a garlic knot so she wouldnt forget me.
Garlic Knot by DC Jugs October 21, 2019

Garlic knotting 

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.
Travis and Charlie tried garlic knotting for the first time Saturday night and loved it!
Garlic knotting by Chestergreenburg December 8, 2020

Garlic Knot 

(1): A male individual, either by birth or other means, who is attracted to non-women
(2): An Italian.
(1)
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"

(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"
Garlic Knot by VolMeadow February 1, 2024
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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