garlic knots

(n) Tightly bound female ass cheeks, or buttocks; so firm they resemble two side by side rolls of deliciously seasoned dough; good enough to eat. A spicy rump. Maybe add a little sauce.

"She had the best damn garlic knots I've ever seen. I just wanted to eat them."

by Shagomatic July 13, 2007

Garlic Knot

The butthole of an Italian man or woman after a rousing night of backdoor action, almost to the point of a pink sock, but not quite.

I pounded her from behind and left her with a garlic knot so she wouldnt forget me.

by DC Jugs October 21, 2019

Garlic Knot me

When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.

Omg garlic knot me my boyfriend is taking me to 7th street.

Omg garlic knot me i’m big like al.

by Kwincykun May 10, 2021

juice of garlic knots

1. Often considered similar to the taste of male semen.
2. Not the best taste in the world.

Yo, Tiffany, it didn't taste like salt water, as expected, but more like the juice of garlic knots, when you suck on a garlic knot from aj's!

by goldentouchhh September 25, 2006

Garlic knotting

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.

Travis and Charlie tried garlic knotting for the first time Saturday night and loved it!

by Chestergreenburg December 08, 2020

Gilroy Garlic Knot

The act of tying up your sexual partner and shoving garlic into their ass until they shit them all out.

Holy shit, let's do the Gilroy Garlic Knot!

by ghghjfkj November 21, 2019

Garlic Knot

(1): A male individual, either by birth or other means, who is attracted to non-women
(2): An Italian.

(1)
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"

(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"

by VolMeadow February 01, 2024