garity 

two devilish twins who are always in the mood to have fun...through their hott moves in irish step dancing to their sprts activity in PE...they are two crazy cats...

watch out for the garity twins...they'll get you confused

garity by lauren and caroline December 7, 2004

garity twins 

two devilish twins who are always in the mood to have fun, they always hang around crazy people

watch out...the garity's will trick you

garity twins by lauren and caroline December 7, 2004

Garrity 

used as a term to describe someone who's gone mental.

"She's gone totally Garrity, mate!"

Garrity by Mozzallini November 3, 2011

Garty 

The King of Simps

Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.

Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.

Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so

Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?

Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay

*next day*

Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp

Garty by ITSTAZ February 28, 2020

garitness

Semen

"You swallowed, no spittin garitness" Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me-Cold Flamez

garitness by A-Prus October 14, 2009

garify 

Verb: To take a useful system and reduce it's functionality, thereby making it redundant and useless.

Named after our Windows network "specialist" called Gary.

I think I'll garify this cable and plug it out.

My account has been locked out again, I have been garified.

I used to get good download speeds but since our internet connection was garified I get 0.5kb per second download speeds.

I'd rather be reamed than garified. At least I can still work.

garify by BluePhoenix666 February 21, 2008

Garrity Blues 

When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.

Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.

Garrity Blues by Spencer "Simba" Aussie September 17, 2010