3 definitions by BluePhoenix666
The South African politicians way of pronouncing "turd". Same goes for "bed" (bird), "thed" (third) etc.
Buthelezi: Eish, I just founa eh eh eh ted unner ma chair (translation: I can't believe it, I just found a turd under my chair)
by BluePhoenix666 March 25, 2008
Verb: To take a useful system and reduce it's functionality, thereby making it redundant and useless.
Named after our Windows network "specialist" called Gary.
Named after our Windows network "specialist" called Gary.
I think I'll garify this cable and plug it out.
My account has been locked out again, I have been garified.
I used to get good download speeds but since our internet connection was garified I get 0.5kb per second download speeds.
I'd rather be reamed than garified. At least I can still work.
My account has been locked out again, I have been garified.
I used to get good download speeds but since our internet connection was garified I get 0.5kb per second download speeds.
I'd rather be reamed than garified. At least I can still work.
by BluePhoenix666 February 21, 2008
To be the victim of load shedding. Another bright idea of the South African government to try "save" electricity by powering areas down randomly, issuing notices for power outages that are incorrect and then agreeing to a 53% price increase on electricity to force consumers to use less. What's the word that rhymes with midgets?
Ah fuck I've been loadshat again, the power's just gone off and the notice said it would only be off tomorrow. Glad I spent that 5 grand on a generator. Too bad the petrol price increase will bankrupt me if I keep using it. Guess I'll start making bead necklaces for all the tourists in 2010.
by BluePhoenix666 March 25, 2008