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Verb: To take a useful system and reduce it's functionality, thereby making it redundant and useless.

Named after our Windows network "specialist" called Gary.
I think I'll garify this cable and plug it out.

My account has been locked out again, I have been garified.

I used to get good download speeds but since our internet connection was garified I get 0.5kb per second download speeds.

I'd rather be reamed than garified. At least I can still work.
garify by BluePhoenix666 February 21, 2008
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To gamify is to make a task into a game.
A supermarket could gamify food shopping experiences by having achievements for types of food purchased e.g fruit
Gamify by GlucaZe April 30, 2019
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See guch and grundle
The bit between your balls and your arsehole, 'cos if ya' didn't one your guts would fall on the flaw
John has a hairy gazifya
Gazifya by Bojjie July 14, 2004

Garifuna 

an ethnic group of mixed african and Indian living mostly on the Caribbean Coast of Belize, Honduras, and gautemala. Honduras has a huge Garifuna population, however it is more spoken in Belize than in Honduras or Guatemala. The language is rapidly becoming endangered as a result of Spanish.
Garifuna eat a lot of yuca and dance punta!
Garifuna by hector83 November 7, 2011

Garifuna 

In Central America - mainly in Honduras - a mixed person from indigenous and black ancestry.
There is a great garifuna community in Roatán Island, Caribbean.
Garifuna by Dino March 11, 2005
to ruin or spoil (something's) beauty with bloody violence
He will gorify his sister's Barbie doll by painting it look like a bloody zombie.
Gorify by Gorify October 21, 2012

garification

Agreement on the plan of action by anyone with the name Gary.
Our plan has been run through the garification process.
garification by Idiotvillager October 9, 2017