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Verb: To take a useful system and reduce it's functionality, thereby making it redundant and useless.

Named after our Windows network "specialist" called Gary.
I think I'll garify this cable and plug it out.

My account has been locked out again, I have been garified.

I used to get good download speeds but since our internet connection was garified I get 0.5kb per second download speeds.

I'd rather be reamed than garified. At least I can still work.
garify by BluePhoenix666 February 21, 2008
Words you can keep
To gamify is to make a task into a game.
A supermarket could gamify food shopping experiences by having achievements for types of food purchased e.g fruit
Gamify by GlucaZe April 30, 2019
Related Words
garify Garifuna gayify gamify gayifying Gaify gamifying garfy Garidy Gariffic
See guch and grundle
The bit between your balls and your arsehole, 'cos if ya' didn't one your guts would fall on the flaw
John has a hairy gazifya
Gazifya by Bojjie July 14, 2004

Garifuna 

an ethnic group of mixed african and Indian living mostly on the Caribbean Coast of Belize, Honduras, and gautemala. Honduras has a huge Garifuna population, however it is more spoken in Belize than in Honduras or Guatemala. The language is rapidly becoming endangered as a result of Spanish.
Garifuna eat a lot of yuca and dance punta!
Garifuna by hector83 November 7, 2011

Garifuna 

In Central America - mainly in Honduras - a mixed person from indigenous and black ancestry.
There is a great garifuna community in Roatán Island, Caribbean.
Garifuna by Dino March 11, 2005
to ruin or spoil (something's) beauty with bloody violence
He will gorify his sister's Barbie doll by painting it look like a bloody zombie.
Gorify by Gorify October 21, 2012

garification

Agreement on the plan of action by anyone with the name Gary.
Our plan has been run through the garification process.
garification by Idiotvillager October 9, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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