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Garglesnarf 

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Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.
"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."
Garglesnarf by garglesnarf October 15, 2009
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Gargleon • gangleonic • gargle-on-my-cock • Garglesnarf • garglesnot • flippidy gargleton

gargle-on-my-cock 

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She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.
(Betsy) That's huge!!!

(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.
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garglesnot 

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i don’t know man it’s like this goblin word basically when something’s trash and like garlicky
“dude did you see the smiths new album”
“yeahhh it’s absolute garglesnot”
garglesnot by MOP THE GREEN BEANS June 11, 2022
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flippidy gargleton 

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a sex position where a woman flips the guy onto his back and gargles his balls.
i broke up with my girlfriend after she tried to give me a flippidy gargleton.
flippidy gargleton by chlomidia September 29, 2009
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gangleonic

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the adj. form of gangleon
that is waay too gangleonic for me.
gangleonic by Lando July 11, 2003
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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