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garglemesh

A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.

Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."
That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!

Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!

Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.
garglemesh by razzbarry December 17, 2008

Garglemel 

When you smack someone across the face with your penis (also known as smurfing) and follow through on it until their mouth where you proceed to blow your load right in there. Named after the character Gargomel on the smurfs.
I gave Cindy a garglemel last night, her face hurt and she could barely breathe!
Garglemel by CapNKrunk October 5, 2005

garglemesh

noun;verb;adjective; use in a verity of different ways, mostly for something amazing, but can be used for something thats hilariously terrible, but in a way can be used as something perfectly chill.
anything really, it just has to qualify under the criteria.
1. That flame thrower you made was VERY Garglemesh.
2.That wipe out was totally Garglemesh
3.I am feeling kinda Garglemesh today
garglemesh by Ornalo February 19, 2009

meat gaggle 

Noun: A group of old men waving their penises in the air and making loud honking noises.
"How did you manage to sleep through that meat gaggle last night?"
meat gaggle by Bulch Maverick April 14, 2016

Meat Gargler 

One who gargles the Tube steak!
Those guys are a couple of Meat Garglers!
Meat Gargler by Skinny dick February 10, 2020
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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