When you smack someone across the face with your penis (also known as smurfing) and follow through on it until their mouth where you proceed to blow your load right in there. Named after the character Gargomel on the smurfs.
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Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)
1: Of or relating to Gargamel
2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.
Pronunciation: gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Etymology: Gargamel (see Smurfs, 1958)
1: Of or relating to Gargamel
2: Acting in such a way as to display commonalities with Gargamel, inc. duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, petty evil.
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Gargamel is an evil black robed hook nosed villain intent on exterminating a race of blue humanoids known as the Smurfs. Gargamel and his cat Ariel hunt the smurfs in hopes of catching them and cooking them and turning them into Gold. The giant nose, black robe and penchant for Gold poses the question, is Gargamel a jew, a disgruntled Holocaust survivor turning the tables by driving the Smurfs from their villages cooking them and turning them into Gold, hoping to exterminate the blue race ?
Gargamel threw the Smurf into the pot and wondered as he wrung his hands how much gold it would yield.
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Get the Lazy Gargamel mug.A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.
*Drinks a gargleblaster*
UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!
UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!
by Kerik July 12, 2006
Get the gargleblaster mug.A very versatile word. Often used as a way to describe a complete mess of things, similar to cluster fuck. Could be used to describe something unpleasant or confusing.
Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."
Derived from Strong Bad email #173 "the paper."
That test was such a garglemesh. Suppose that's what I get for never going to class!
Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!
Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.
Can you believe her performance? What a garglemesh!
Shorry 'bout the baffroom. I kinda left a glarglepshh in there.
by razzbarry December 17, 2008
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He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.
Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.
He lived in a rackety hovel that had seen better days with his orange cat Azrael and his nephew/apprentice Scruple. Despite being the villian, he was one of the most hilarious characters on the show.
Also reffered to as "Garglesmell" by Hogatha.
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