Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.
"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"
When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.
We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the officeparty, and the boss ate shit.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"