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Garden Grove 

noun: a city in orange county, california. nothing exciting goes on in garden grove, and life in it is dull. for some reason, asians find the city very attractive and have unfortunately over-populated it. sublime's song 'garden grove' on their self-titled LP is about the same city.
"we took this trip to garden grove."

chris: "ugh, it smells like fried cat and wasabi squash."
taylor: "we must be in garden grove."
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garden grove 

Best song by the best band.

SUBLIME

on the sumlime lp
we took this trip to garden grove...
smell like lou's dog inside the van
Oh yeah
This ain't no fucky reggae party
5 dollas at the door, it gets so real sometimes

Garden Grove Syndrome

n.) the symptoms of those living in the city of Garden Grove, California. Symptoms may vary, and the word cannot be properly and definitely defined, but nonetheless, there is something there.
You must be from Garden Grove. Garden Grove Syndrome; it's a thing.

Garden Glove

Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.
I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.
Garden Glove by casperino August 6, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022