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Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.
I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.
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by casperino August 06, 2016
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