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When somebody spears you square in the balls. Kinda like that raiden move from mortal kombat but like hits you straight on the nuts.
Quit acting gay or ima have to garbutt you dude.

If you wear that homoerotic sharks jersey, I will swear on wayne gretzky's hot daughter that I will garbutt you straight to dallas, tampa bay, or sunrise florida!
garbutt by lord stanley April 28, 2014
Words you can keep

Gabuttload 

1) A large quantity.

2) Referring to a woman's ample derriere.
1) My parents just sent me a gabuttload of money!

2) Dang! That girl's got one nice gatbuttload!
Gabuttload by TMOE12345 February 21, 2009

garnutty 

Gargle these nuts
That bitch garnuttied my shit, Jeff gives the best garnutty
garnutty by Garnuttyman427 December 27, 2020
May be used as slang profanity; or to describe the act of inserting a gerbil into the anal cavity.
Stick it up gerbutt!
Gerbutt by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011
Garbettโ€™s are incredibly loud, you would usually hear them before they got in the room. Hearts of gold, easy to get along with and incredible personalities. A Garbett would probably be late to their own funeral. Your not a Garbett if you havenโ€™t been nicknamed โ€œGarbageโ€
The Garbettโ€™s are here.
Garbett by Newcastlelad December 16, 2018

Garybuttned 

Being this person means that you are very hot and swag! You drip swag like a broken faucet, you slay, you are the best of the best! You are practically the man the legend of society!!!
Wow! Jocelyn you are pretty garybuttned today!
Garybuttned by Joycelyn ๐Ÿ˜Ž September 4, 2021

dirty garbett 

It's when a scrawny little guy without muscles who is ussually Irish due to bright orange hair gets banged in the asshole by a huge black cock which is his sisters black boyfriend after he fucks the sister and she falls asleep not to be confused with a dirty joey or the double dirty Joseph
So before I went to sleep that (hung bull) my sisters seeing gave me a (dirty garbett)
dirty garbett by Rottenjohnny November 28, 2013
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
โ€œOmg, the ramifications!โ€
-โ€œYou forgot about the rammys, bro.โ€
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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