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garageband 

Garageband: pretty much the best thing apple has created for wanna be producers and studio enginers.
i use garageband b/c on my lame ass pc will only run the fruityloops demo.
garageband by Ryan Gibson June 26, 2005
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Garageband Fag 

1 )A pretentious, self absorbed or arrogant macfag (typically a high school or college student) who uses garageband to create his or her own shitty music that absolutely nobody gives two shits about. He or she will often force others to listen to the shit they "composed" against their will. Often times, this is done to impress stupid fucking girls who like artsy boys and have no real taste in music.

2) A macfag who thinks he or she has musical talent because he can put shitty samples together in garageband, when in reality, the music sucks and the samples are complete ass.

3) Someone who thinks garageband actually has quality samples.
Dude this sucks total ass. Stop being such a Garageband Fag.
Garageband Fag by da_bossmanlol September 9, 2010

RockStar Garageband 

A Rockstar Garageband is a Group of (usually) males who have 80's hair, tend to wear eyeliner and tight pants, spend more time attracting local blonde floozy groopies than writing actual music, drink more then they make playing shows at local rundown biker bars and travel in a beat up vehicles that may break down at any time.
A RockStar GarageBand can be found in any local music scene.
RockStar Garageband by The Amber October 29, 2008

garageball 

The game takes place in a garage. There are 2 players. It is very much like racquetball, except the racquet is your hand.

The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.

You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.

You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.

Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.
Joe: Wanna play dodgeball?
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!
garageball by Antenna Wilde February 17, 2008

GarageBandit 

An individual who has an amazing talent at GarageBand
Guy #1: (Rockin out to guitar sounds) Damn Guy #2 thats awesome

Guy#2: I know.

Guy#1: Damn you're a GarageBandit

garagebaby 

If a car is stored in the garage during a storm it is a garage baby. It is always clean when other cars are otherwise dirty.
Look at that garagebaby, not a spec of snow on it.
garagebaby by Darioisms December 13, 2022

garage band 

an amateur band of usually highschoolers that plays in a garage or an unofficial place for fun
ya know one direction used to be a garage band before they got famous
garage band by cyberghosthate January 16, 2016
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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