Gandalf'd

For one to have sexual intercourse with their lady friend using their head in place for their fat cock

N.B. the vagina must be a wizard sleeve, with enough magical powers to take on saruman

i total gandalf'd this biatch the other day and the puss juice took ages total to wash out ma hair

by powerbarz July 29, 2009

Gandalf & dragon

Gandalf and dragon is when a. Man. -Ejaculates- into a womens mouth she then spits the -ejaculation- into his -rectum- the -male- then -farts- it back into her mouth then -sawllows-

John asked Francesca for a gandalf & dragon-

by sanxity June 5, 2024

Gandalf's Hair Dye

When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.

Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished

by VirgilVanDijk4 May 4, 2020

Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Dripping Gandalf

founded in wisconsin, the alcoholics state, the "Dripping Gandalf" is when a person is drinking a beer and they spill so it drips from their chin down to their shirt. As if the beer spill was following a beard line.

"yo Nick i like the Dripping Gandalf you pulled while flirting with those hot girls, righteous..."

"Jaci loves when i do the Dripping Gandalf on top of her ;)"

by G and the boys January 7, 2013

Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)

Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf

by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020