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A super random Tumblr user famous for his Hilarious jokes about his crazy life. gamsee.tumblr.com
im gamsee theres really not much else about me besides This - Ozzy "Gamsee" Oxymanzee
by GamseeLover38 May 8, 2013
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Gamzee Makara

Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.

Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.

Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).

In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.
Gamzee Makara Quotes:

Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
by Telekinesia June 25, 2013
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Gamzee

Some clown MoTheRfUcKer that honks

Bike horns are the safeword and ICP stays on during sex
I tell my partner to choke me like Gamzee
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Gamzee Makara

Gamzee Makara: "CoMe oN BrO aNd SlAm a FaYgO. ItS mAdE Of MoThEr fUcKiNg MiRaClEs"
by Starboy34tcoos October 20, 2012
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Gamzeesexual

Being sexually attracted to murderous juggalo aliens.
Homestucker: Daaaamn I'm feelin really gamzeesexual right now.... any Reader x Gamzee fics I can read?
by Whopper09 December 9, 2012
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Gamzee

A gay clown who killed all his friends
Oh God it's a gamzee
by That gay Homestuck December 9, 2019
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Gamzeeromantic

Being ROMANTICALLY ( not sexually ) attracted to muderous jugglo aliens.

For the sexual version of this orientation see gamzeesexual
Me: I am in love with Gamzee Makara. I identify as gamzeeromantic asexual. I'm just going to casually read some fluffy (not lemon) Gamzee X Reader fics.
by KaleyMakara May 2, 2013
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