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Gammonati 

The collective noun (mass noun) for Gammon.
Did you watch Question Time last night? The Gammonati were out in force!
Gammonati by Rosie Tom January 31, 2020
When you haven't washed your knob for a while and it ends up smelling like gammmon and cheese. Hence, you have a gammon-end, or "Gammend"
Mate, have a shower. I can smell your gammend from here.
Gammend by Synfal February 22, 2009
Australian slang. Aboriginal origins but now used throughout Queensland and the Northern territory. Can be a verb or adjective. Means PRETEND, used in 3 main contexts.

1. Lie, talk shit, deceive
2. Joke, muck around, tease
3. bad, shithouse
1. You reckon you've shagged sophie monk ay? you're gammin
2. Damo ripped you off for that q? what a gammin little cunt
3. you lost your phone last night? thats gammin
4. Nah I'm just gammin with you, i can come pick you up
gammin by Catie ada October 19, 2007

Gammonite 

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".
It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?
Gammonite by flanerie January 13, 2018

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"
Gammon bollard by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

gammon hangers 

a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.
whats that noise.? oh dont worry that's sarah's gammon hangers clapping in the wind.!
gammon hangers by twanthony December 18, 2010