gammmn

Alternate/ emphatic spelling of "gamn."

Great legs. Not just for show.
Racing up skyscrapers and toaster biking are now strong possibilities.
But your shorts might not fit, ever again.

"When Robert Förstemann was a cheerleader, he could hold the bottom of the pyramid all by himself."
"Gammmn."

by makeupasigo December 9, 2016

Gammonati

The collective noun (mass noun) for Gammon.

Did you watch Question Time last night? The Gammonati were out in force!

by Rosie Tom January 31, 2020

Gammend

When you haven't washed your knob for a while and it ends up smelling like gammmon and cheese. Hence, you have a gammon-end, or "Gammend"

Mate, have a shower. I can smell your gammend from here.

by Synfal February 22, 2009

gammin

Australian slang. Aboriginal origins but now used throughout Queensland and the Northern territory. Can be a verb or adjective. Means PRETEND, used in 3 main contexts.

1. Lie, talk shit, deceive
2. Joke, muck around, tease
3. bad, shithouse

1. You reckon you've shagged sophie monk ay? you're gammin
2. Damo ripped you off for that q? what a gammin little cunt
3. you lost your phone last night? thats gammin
4. Nah I'm just gammin with you, i can come pick you up

by Catie ada October 19, 2007

Gammonite

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".

It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?

by flanerie January 13, 2018

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

gammon hangers

a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.

whats that noise.? oh dont worry that's sarah's gammon hangers clapping in the wind.!

by twanthony December 18, 2010