Gallod

To get fucked over

I didn’t have money for the spots sorry. Get gallod

by c Gallo November 23, 2018

get gallod

TO fuck someone over with lies and more bs lies

I called 3,5,6,9,8 but didn’t have the pre paid credit card on me so get gallod bro

by c Gallo November 23, 2018

galloping crud

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

Gallade

One of the coolest pokemon ever. Gallade is a dual fighting and psychic type that has high attack and special defense stats. It is an evolved form of a male Kirlia and is the counter part of its alternate girl-like evolution, Gardevoir. Gallade has razor sharp forearms that have a slashing potential as great as a Scyther or Kabutops. Gallade is a much much much cooler version of Medicham (which is also psychic & fighting). Because of its awesome appearence, powerful attack, and wide range of attack moves Gallade has gained a fan base as large as Flygon, Lucario, and Charizard fan bases. Any psychic type or fighting type trainers would be foolish not to consider including Gallade on their team. If you don't know what Gallade looks like then go on Google and search this bad ass motherfucker!

pokefan 1: "Guess what pokemon I just started to train"

pokefan 2: "What?"

pokefan 1: "A Medicham"

pokefan 2: "Why the fuck would you train a Medicham when you could be training a Gallade instead?"

by Carlito12 October 2, 2011

gallows humor

Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).

Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.

by bobblehead bob March 11, 2007

Gallon Gluttony

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.

Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

by TERminalambiaNCe March 11, 2013

gallon booty

a booty that is enourmous. an ass that look like it got gallons of something. the biggest ass ever.

damn, you see that redbone; shawty gotta gallon booty!

by samantha_cheree May 9, 2009