A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

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Gallade

One of the coolest pokemon ever. Gallade is a dual fighting and psychic type that has high attack and special defense stats. It is an evolved form of a male Kirlia and is the counter part of its alternate girl-like evolution, Gardevoir. Gallade has razor sharp forearms that have a slashing potential as great as a Scyther or Kabutops. Gallade is a much much much cooler version of Medicham (which is also psychic & fighting). Because of its awesome appearence, powerful attack, and wide range of attack moves Gallade has gained a fan base as large as Flygon, Lucario, and Charizard fan bases. Any psychic type or fighting type trainers would be foolish not to consider including Gallade on their team. If you don't know what Gallade looks like then go on Google and search this bad ass motherfucker!

pokefan 1: "Guess what pokemon I just started to train"

pokefan 2: "What?"

pokefan 1: "A Medicham"

pokefan 2: "Why the fuck would you train a Medicham when you could be training a Gallade instead?"

Gallade by Carlito12 October 2, 2011

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gallows humor

Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).

Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.

gallows humor by bobblehead bob March 11, 2007

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Gallon Gluttony

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.

Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

Gallon Gluttony by TERminalambiaNCe March 11, 2013

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gallon booty

a booty that is enourmous. an ass that look like it got gallons of something. the biggest ass ever.

damn, you see that redbone; shawty gotta gallon booty!

gallon booty by samantha_cheree May 9, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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