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Old wooden sailing ship.
Christopher Columbus got ten thousand miles to the galleon.
galleon by BasicJay August 1, 2011
Galleon (noun, derogatory slang, Alaska & Antarctica): A bloated, brain-dead oaf who stumbles through life like an overstuffed walrus on ice. Used to mock someone as an oversized, useless waste of space—slow, stupid, and perpetually in the way. Often hurled at those who can’t handle the cold, the work, or the culture.
"Get out of the way, you useless galleon!"
Galleon by BashJitFatCos February 25, 2025

galleon sexual 

galleon sexual is when you have sexual likeings for a galleon.
hey I'm galleon sexual I know that it is weird but that ship is hot .

Gangplank Galleon 

The greatest piece of music ever composed
Guy 1: I played Gangplank Galleon while fuckin my bitch
Guy 2: what happened after that?
Guy 1: my dick grew 20 inches due to the raw greatness that the music is
Gangplank Galleon by Sudsymemes December 31, 2018

the galleon 

The act of asking for oral sex while riding the common amusement park ride, "the swinging pirate ship." The man is often denied and forced to wait for sex later.
Zack enjoyed the galleon for hours on end, it cost him many park tickets.
the galleon by Michelle Civic August 2, 2010

Reaper Galleon 

A galleon in Sea Of Thieves that is flying the emissary of the reapers flame.
Usually aggressive and always up for a fight.
Commonly avoided.
Oh fuck, look east, theres a reaper galleon. Get on the fucking ship, we leavin.
Reaper Galleon by guwhy July 31, 2022
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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