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Usually irish is a jiggolo(man-whore). Loses weight for fun and is a ladies man.
That guy is such a gaffo!!!
gaffo by big Ears June 20, 2008
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Unprepared and absolutely fucked.
I used to be a spud farmer, but then I gaffo'd it and they sacked me
Gaffo'd by Islidewayz March 19, 2022
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Gaff-like 

Originated early 2011 after people first got wind of the amazing fetes of Andrew Gaff a young draftee to the West Coast Eagles Football Club.
The word Gaff-Like can take many forms:
n. Gaff: 1. naming someone or something that is awesome, cool, unbelievable

2. Extreme or of high degree *some one sees a black guys penis* “that is a gaff”
Adj. Gaff-like: 1. describing something of extreme excellence, something of extreme swagger, or something Gaff would do
G:"Did you see that goal i kicked"

S:"yep, it was so gaff-like"
Or
S: "how'd your test go"

G: "gaff-like"

S: "nice"

Gaff-like can be used in many a situation but is predominantly used by the supporters of AFL (Australian Football League) toward something of excellence.

i.e. supporter 1: “Did you see the that kid rack up 50 possessions last week?”
supporter 2: “It was bloody gaff-like”

Amongst the cultured community:

Student essay: “By applying an analytical reading to novel Frankenstein the meanings we develop become gaff-like in nature”
Gaff-like by Footy with Swagger October 25, 2011

Olivia Gaffney 

The most unoriginal person you will ever meet. Nothing interesting about them, has trouble communicating because of HIS pallet expander, can't commit to a relationship (Especially if you're an only child). It, this being, is very rare. BUT, if you come into contact with one, just hold a cheese puff in front of them, and it will run away.
"Did you see Olivia Gaffney?"
"Yea she's such a doofus"
1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."
1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.
Gaffel by haldeener June 27, 2010

Raid the fookin gaff 

When one enters a house with such intent to steal others belongings.
Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''

Jim Gaffigan 

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.
Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?
Jim Gaffigan by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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