Gadoodle

To jack off in the kitchen while wearing a clown costume covered in cow's blood, while braying like a donkey.

1. John was gadoodling for hours last night, so I'm going to need some diet coke to get rid of the blood and cum stains on my tile floor.

2. I can't gadoodle with you tonight, my clown costume is at the dry cleaners.

3. Matt gadoodles so loudly, we have been asked if we own a donkey.

Gadoodle by TheGadoodler January 3, 2011

Gadoodle

Nickname for golden doodle breed of dog

I love golden retrievers and I love poodles but I think I love gadoodles best

Gadoodle by Armand Angelina June 20, 2020

gadoidle

Yet another word for the male penis. Can be substituted for:
Pennis
Shlong
Tallywacker
Dick
Cock
Pennis the Menace
The Ramburglar
The Giving Tree
Wrinklebeast
Acorn Andy
Johnny Come Early
Third Arm of Justice
The Zipper Ripper
Everybody Loves the Nubbin
Lance Wyoming
Gertrude Frankenstein
Twinkie
The Exxon Valdenis
Tony the Hustler
The Littlest Traffic Cop
Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
Donald Pump
Admiral James T. Cock
President Johnson
Kaptain Kielbasa
Old Drizzly
Federal Love Project
Chief of Staff
Pope John Pole III
Thor's Hammer
King Leer
Schtuppopolis
The Molten Mushroom
The Powerprawn
Scepter of Sordidness
Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
E.T.'s Stinkfinger
Niagara Balls
Meat Maelstrom
Trembling Torpedo
King Ohyeah
Buster McThunderstick
Madeleine Albright
The Viscount of Veins
The New York Post
Winnie the Cock
The Sixth Beatle
The True Cross
The Fleshy Winnebago
The Squinty Blowpop
The Slim Reaper
Jack Kerouwacker
The Naughtiest Cardinal
Master's Pincushion

Ouch, i just got my gadoidle caught in the tiger's mouth

Guy 1 - what'd you do with chrissy last night?
Guy 2 - Let's just say my gadoidle had one hell of a night

gadoidle by C Troiano March 15, 2006

Galoodle 

An amount of measurement, approximately 8-9 units of an item.

One Galoodle of Peaches is about 8 Peaches.

1)"Did you get enough wood for the fire?
"How much should I have gotten?"
"Hmmm, about a Galoodle"
"Darn, I only got 5"

2)"Yo, those logs almost broke his nose!"
"Nah Broski, it was only like 4."
"A Galoodle would have done it!"

Galoodle by Ryan Hoar January 9, 2008