A person from the Spanish town of Cádiz, where the famous Carnival celebrations take place. Gaditanos live up to their reputation as being the funniest people in Spain as they enjoy dressing up in clever and ridiculous costumes any night of the week. They are very musical and can't go more than 10 minutes without singing, dancing, or reciting lines from popular chirigotas. Gaditanos are also beach bums who live by the motto "we don't live to work, we work to live" (except they usually don't work).
"Dude, did you hear in Cadiz they're celebrating carnival round 2 this summer? We gotta go!"
"Damn, those gaditanos are CRAZY! I can't keep up!"
"Yo, two girls just walked by dressed as oompa loompas. I bet they're gaditanos"
"I think that guy slept on the beach last night"
"Must be a gaditano!"
A new language formed around the society of Gadoinchetta. Not even the creators truly know how to speak gadoinchian but they give it a good go!
If it's on a resume it is an instant positive, and will confuse any interviewer to the point where they just accept it as real.
Interviewer: So, this language you have listed, 'fluid gadoinchian speaker'...what is it?
Person: Ooooh gadoinch. Oinch gadda doin gado inch doinch.
Interviewer: So what did you just say?
Person: I dunno, just know how to speak it
Interviewer: … ok then
Yet another word for the male penis. Can be substituted for:
Pennis
Shlong
Tallywacker
Dick
Cock
Pennis the Menace
The Ramburglar
The Giving Tree
Wrinklebeast
Acorn Andy
Johnny Come Early
Third Arm of Justice
The Zipper Ripper
Everybody Loves the Nubbin
Lance Wyoming
Gertrude Frankenstein
Twinkie The Exxon Valdenis
Tony the Hustler
The Littlest Traffic Cop
Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
Donald Pump
Admiral James T. Cock
President Johnson
Kaptain Kielbasa
Old Drizzly
Federal Love Project
Chief of Staff
Pope John Pole III
Thor's Hammer
King Leer
Schtuppopolis
The Molten Mushroom
The Powerprawn
Scepter of Sordidness
Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
E.T.'s Stinkfinger
Niagara Balls
Meat Maelstrom
Trembling Torpedo
King Ohyeah
Buster McThunderstick
Madeleine Albright
The Viscount of Veins
The New York Post
Winnie the Cock
The Sixth Beatle
The True Cross
The Fleshy Winnebago
The Squinty Blowpop
The Slim Reaper
Jack Kerouwacker
The Naughtiest Cardinal
Master's Pincushion
Ouch, i just got my gadoidle caught in the tiger's mouth
Guy 1 - what'd you do with chrissy last night?
Guy 2 - Let's just say my gadoidle had one hell of a night