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Jew Bag backwards; often used by Nazis or other white supremacy groups, or anybody when in reference to Jake Levine.
Jake Levine is such a fucking gabwej
gabwej by jorgut April 15, 2005
Words you can keep
A rude, pushy, self-important jackass.
My friend and I were standing in line for tickets and this total GABWEJ cuts in front of everyone and starts demanding service.
gabwej by T. M. December 28, 2005
The act of performing a beheading to a person and proceeding to make love to their esophagus.
I asked Yazmin if she wanted to hang out, she said no, so I gave her a GabeJob.
GabeJob by GabeJobMan April 3, 2014
A Gabejob essentially is a blowjob where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwich almost immediately after the deed was done.
Oh man, I got a Gabejob yesterday. So I finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while I was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. When I came all over her face, I just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.
Gabejob by Humour July 20, 2010
noun: How a Russian woman may pronounce 'garbage'.
Russian woman: 'Where eez da gabeej man today? Oh! dare he eez!'
gabeej by porkchopwinterolympics September 21, 2005

saquegagegaindaingdaingdaing and the madafaka niga gablejin 

Letter of the song the Next Episode from Snoop Dog
Roberto: Saquegagegaindaingdaingdaing and the madafaka niga gablejin gablejin snup donk snup donk
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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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