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A rude, pushy, self-important jackass.
My friend and I were standing in line for tickets and this total GABWEJ cuts in front of everyone and starts demanding service.
gabwej by T. M. December 28, 2005
The act of performing a beheading to a person and proceeding to make love to their esophagus.
I asked Yazmin if she wanted to hang out, she said no, so I gave her a GabeJob.
GabeJob by GabeJobMan April 3, 2014
A Gabejob essentially is a blowjob where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwich almost immediately after the deed was done.
Oh man, I got a Gabejob yesterday. So I finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while I was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. When I came all over her face, I just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.
Gabejob by Humour July 20, 2010
noun: How a Russian woman may pronounce 'garbage'.
Russian woman: 'Where eez da gabeej man today? Oh! dare he eez!'
gabeej by porkchopwinterolympics September 21, 2005

saquegagegaindaingdaingdaing and the madafaka niga gablejin 

Letter of the song the Next Episode from Snoop Dog
Roberto: Saquegagegaindaingdaingdaing and the madafaka niga gablejin gablejin snup donk snup donk
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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