Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.

Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!

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gabenism

The one true religion. It states that one day, there will be a third coming of Half Life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their shitty 15 FPS games.

Kid: "Hey dad, could we go outside?"
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."

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Gabeish

When you're really shit at drawing and don't know what word to use for it

Person 1: That's supposed to be a scalloped arch?
Person 2: Don't judge me I'm kind of Gabeish

Gabeish by Hi Ainsley September 28, 2019

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Gageism

A newfound religion founded in 2019 , following the rules of

• no listening to other religions beliefs
•People are forbidden from persuading you to join another religion

Followers of Gageism are permitted to eternal life

Person A: What religion do you follow?
Person B: Gageism , i want eternal life!

Person A: Cool! I wanna be a gageist

Gageism by alphabetgod May 14, 2020

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Gabism

The religion of extreme awesomeness. Making your entire life, being, etc. extremely awesome.

Man1: I’m dating Jane Doe!

Man2: No way! You might as well join Gabism.

Man1: I’m not sure if I’m that cool, yet. I mean, right now it’s just the girl.

Gabism by Peak9 May 27, 2006

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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