Gaseism

The worship and belief in Jets Head Coach Adam Gase

John: what religion are you
Adam: I believe in gaseism

by anonymous December 15, 2020

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Gageism

A newfound religion founded in 2019 , following the rules of

• no listening to other religions beliefs
•People are forbidden from persuading you to join another religion

Followers of Gageism are permitted to eternal life

Person A: What religion do you follow?
Person B: Gageism , i want eternal life!

Person A: Cool! I wanna be a gageist

by alphabetgod May 14, 2020

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gabeism

The theory that a fat man named Gabe ate so much food that he exploded it to the universe you know today.

I believe in Gabeism

by Da boi February 27, 2017

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gameism

To be such a nerd that you devote yourself to playing video games your entire weekend if not all free time. It is a religion for people who have video games as friends not actual people. They practise it many times per week, often fasting to play games for hours on end. The most hardcore practisers have no lives and are firends of other practisers

1. Amoung all the religions in the world, Gameism is the worst of all.

2. Friend of gamesim practiser(not a gamer): "Hey man do you want to come and hang out and do fun stuff?"
Gameism practiser:(Partially
hipnotised) "Go away, I am playing games, I dont want to come out for the rest of the weekend"

by nerds_are_gay December 6, 2004

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