gAyOL

an internet provider with the powers to freeze ones computer with pop-ups and kick disconnect internet serivce for no reason

damn GAyOL, I got kicked off again

by RustyT March 27, 2004

gAyOL

The original version of AOL. AOL originally rolled off hundreds of discs entitled 'gAyOL v1.0 - Unstable Release', as one of the employees in the disc printing department accidentally opened the template and forgot to rename it to 'AOL'. Although, all versions of 'AOL' are built from the 'Unstable Release' of 'gAyOL'. Because of this, AOL will never be a stable application and will always be slow, overpriced, and 'user-friendly'.

Jesus Christ man! Just close gAyOL, uninstall it, and then use an IRC client to connect to a good IRC server.

by akusarujin February 6, 2003

gAyOL

also known as AOL, the shittiest connection to the internet that you can have, even if you have a dsl modem or whatever, because the program is stupid adn is only happy with itself when it shuts down, also known as "the eater of RAM"

"my computer runs fine till i open up gayOL, then it runs just like that stupid program for like 8 days"

by aaron, slayer of gayOL and savior to people who de August 8, 2003

gAyOL

That which I am forced to use due to the fact that the Internet in this country is one big screw-job (and that's just dialup, don't even get me started on broadband. Lack of competition doth suck mightily for the end consumer.)

gAyOL will continue to provide a connection for my external browser until I can get a decent job to make enough money to sign up with a real ISP.

by NINny September 1, 2003

Gaol Bait

This is the original English spelling of Jail Bait. The meaning is exactly the same, it still refers to some fifteen year old bitchlet who is dressed and made up to look like a twenty-something slut who storms out of the house after a row with her parents about the way she looks. Full of teenage fury she gets a bit drunk then comprehensively fucked by some bonehead who can't believe his luck. When her parents find out, the sap who shagged her finds himself in court with an angelic-faced schoolgirl in the witness box and the end result is gaol and the sex offenders register.

"Holy shit! Look at the tits on that!"
"Keep away from that, it's gaol bait."

by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015

Galol

Method of sex used to describe a faggot who after cumming inside his male patner uses his fingers to rupture his anus

Sebbiestar: My man did one last night GALOL!
Damo: Faggot

by birkcuri kid May 18, 2020

gayleiro

someone/something or action that is beyond gay and autistic.

Loureiro: Banner of command is a good item.
Castro: Fucking gayleiro !

by barbosahp June 14, 2018