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When a woman cannot satisfy you so you have to run into the bathroom and rub one out.
Kevin was so drunk last night he pulled a gaywood on that girl.
Gaywood by Juggy-E-Fresh June 16, 2009
a small town in new jersey, most everyone from garwood is pretty awesome. the town is laid back and very chill. most think of garwood as being a poor town, but thats only because its surrounded by snobby asshole towns that are "rich". theres so much to do in garwood, and A LOT of places to eat for such a small town, all in all, its probably the sickest and most real town in union county

*garwood backwards is doowrag, were automatically better than you*
bob: "lets chill in garwood, im so bored"
bill: "lets move to garwood, its so fucking awesome!!"
Hamood but gay.
Fuck Gaymood.
Gaymood by Hamood fan July 9, 2020
A very small town in New Jersey. Spelled backwards Garwood is Doowrag! There are 5,000 residents in Doowrag, I mean Garwood! Garwood is nestled between Westfield and Cranford. Garwood does not have its own High School.
Westfield kid: "yo, let's go hang out in Garwood"
Cranford kid: "You mean doowrag...ha ha ha"
Garwood by JKY Love December 17, 2008
When a guy you are dating stops calling and texting with no reason explained to you.
Girl 1: I've not heard from him today
Girl 2: He's pulling a gaymood

OR

Girl 1: He just logged out of fb chat on me
Girl 2: You've been gaymooded
Gaymood by Cherry_Girl_Lindsay February 9, 2009
simply; to be a wod of gay.
Teddy: "I just slapped myself with a twizzler!"
Sally: "What? Gaywod!"
gaywod by BAAHHHHdfjbgfbgh October 15, 2006
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