Gaywood

An almost legendary wooden character that used to inhabit the halls of portsmouth university. Sadly, he was stolen and suspected burned. Culprits include Chris(cleaner), Security guards, Phil Mitchell and the 2nd floor.

Chris: Good old Gaywood in the corner, place wouldn't be the same without him!
Leggie: Damn straight!!

by Michael Douglas Legg January 28, 2009

Gaywood

When a woman cannot satisfy you so you have to run into the bathroom and rub one out.

Kevin was so drunk last night he pulled a gaywood on that girl.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 16, 2009

garwood

a small town in new jersey, most everyone from garwood is pretty awesome. the town is laid back and very chill. most think of garwood as being a poor town, but thats only because its surrounded by snobby asshole towns that are "rich". theres so much to do in garwood, and A LOT of places to eat for such a small town, all in all, its probably the sickest and most real town in union county

*garwood backwards is doowrag, were automatically better than you*

bob: "lets chill in garwood, im so bored"
bill: "lets move to garwood, its so fucking awesome!!"

by themostawesomepersonever. January 13, 2013

Gaymood

Hamood but gay.

Fuck Gaymood.

by Hamood fan July 9, 2020

Garwood

A very small town in New Jersey. Spelled backwards Garwood is Doowrag! There are 5,000 residents in Doowrag, I mean Garwood! Garwood is nestled between Westfield and Cranford. Garwood does not have its own High School.

Westfield kid: "yo, let's go hang out in Garwood"
Cranford kid: "You mean doowrag...ha ha ha"

by JKY Love December 17, 2008

Gaymood

When a guy you are dating stops calling and texting with no reason explained to you.

Girl 1: I've not heard from him today
Girl 2: He's pulling a gaymood

OR

Girl 1: He just logged out of fb chat on me
Girl 2: You've been gaymooded

by Cherry_Girl_Lindsay February 9, 2009

gaywod

simply; to be a wod of gay.

Teddy: "I just slapped myself with a twizzler!"
Sally: "What? Gaywod!"

by BAAHHHHdfjbgfbgh October 15, 2006