fyaml 

fuck your and my life

Girl: Shoot. I have an essay due tomorrow, and I haven't started yet.
Boy: Me too. fyaml

fyaml by lalalalacccc November 9, 2009

Framling 

One of four Demosthean terms of "otherness", derived from nordic phrases. A Framling is someone of the same species, just living on another planet.

The humans on the new martian colony are Framlings.

Framling by Ender Wiggin September 1, 2004

famlay 

Someone, or a group of people whom you trust, someone you care about and you consider family.

What is up my famlay?
The famlay is coming over for a bud light later, it's gonna be plurnt.

famlay by Pre-Malone September 17, 2017

famlicated

When the whole family and/or household is self-medicated

The cops won't go to that house, they are aware the household is,"famlicated."

famlicated by emilejfagerstromiv December 30, 2018

FamLity 

Like Family but fam and lit.
Sometimes means to get a PornHub premium subscription for your whole family!

Andy: Yo, here's my FamLity!
Carl: Yeah, thanks, man.

Logan: So, I just got my FamLity active! My family is loving it.
Jake: Oh, hell yeah! I've been subscribed for 3 months and don't regret it.

FamLity by MemePussy July 10, 2018

Famlee 

family.

She's famlee.

Famlee by Joshua213P January 24, 2018

fsaml

Acronym that stands for "Factual Statement about my life"
Used in contexts when the usage of fml, mlia, or lml are not appropriate because you are not using your emotions to make any large generalizations about your life

Me: "I just heard someone knocking on my door, but no one was there. fsaml"
Hot chick:"OMG that is so hot, I always wanted to be with someone who believed in an objective reality and uses reason rather than emotion."

fsaml by ALurker January 21, 2010