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forwarded spam; the jokes, warnings, agendas, digital chain-letters and political spam forwarded by well meaning, but frenzied and perhaps over-caffinated friends and family who believe that forwarding email is the same as connecting with someone on a personal basis. Fwam defeats spam filters because you don't really want to block all emails from your friends and family.
I received the same fwam joke from three different sources in the last hour alone!
fwam by Sheryl Scarborough May 18, 2006
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A blown out vagina, with loose hanging flaps for a labia. Usually associated with women in porn.
Damn did you see that fwam? It looked like teriyaki meat curtains!
fwam by 808ho September 29, 2011
Fu-womp (as in swamp) (verb) The act of pooping in the approximate amount of time it would take one to pee. Getting just enough poop out to hold one over until one has ample time to get settled into a more private and comfortable poop recepticle, bathroom, shithouse, john, throne...you get the idea...or toilet.
Usually performed in situations such as new relationships while at future in-laws', in the midst of mixed company having dinner, or when in a rush for work to make it on time but not having to hold it the entire commute.

Person 1: "Dude, we only got 3 minutes 'til class and I really gotta poop!"
Person 2: "Just go Fwamp."
Person 1: "Great idea! I'm so glad this word exists!!!"
The Right spelling of the word" Fwamed"

So it means Very drunk
Mollie Little is actually Fwammed as fuck
fwammed by JakeSmith2 April 15, 2015
Bob stayed home from work today, he has a bad cold and feels really fwampy.
Fwampy by AaroniousLamm January 3, 2010
To brutally rape an inanimate object. >>; I didn't make this up, either.
To everyone's disgust, Erica fwampi'd a chair. Ew. She should be shot. D:
Fwampi by Lyktotally February 17, 2005