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fuzz hump 

like normal humping but when both partners involved happen to be females (anatomically at least).

a variation on this would be "scissors"
girl 1: i love you so much babe
girl 2: mmm you're so hot you little bitch slaps ass
girl 1: hey let's fuzz hump!
girl 2: hehe ok
(sound of girls fuzz-humping)
fuzz hump by Jonathan07 July 2, 2008

fuzz humper 

a carpet layer , kicking the carpet gives sort of a humping action. carpet is layed fuzzy side up.
we had to wait till the fuzz humper was finished so we could move the furniture.
fuzz humper by terrytoogood December 12, 2009

fuzzylumpkin 

a guy mouthifying the hell out of a womans box while she is taking #2 on the shitter... While she is poopen...
A yo Scott, that was a mean fuzzylumpkin you gave Katelyn last night at the Slantei!!!
fuzzylumpkin by Drippy Carlson December 8, 2004

fuzzybumper 

fuzzybumper by Anonymous October 3, 2003

fuzzylumpkins 

Common word used for a really annoying person just to piss them off.
man, shutup u stupid fuzzylumpkins
fuzzylumpkins by KillaKan June 30, 2005
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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