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Fuzzbreaker 

It's really very difficult to describe a Fuzzbreaker but try to imagine Henry Rollins with AIDS, an annoyingly smug possibly franco-european, possibly just really punchable face with a certain stabbing-frenzy appeal, throw in a little abbrasive verbal-toilet bleach, add a twist of fart jokes with a tiny pinch of existential angst and you might get the idea or you might not even have come close.
Fuzzbreakers are rare but seem to become abundant very quickly wherever they settle, soon leaving for new pastures as they rape mother nature of all she has to offer. They usually congregate in small herds, electing a leader to represent them in their real-world business deals and social exploits. Fuzzbreakers are usually covered in thick feathers and all but the herd leader walk on four legs. In 1976 David Gillespie of the Royal Society for the Protection of Fuzzbreakers discovered a new breed living on a small island of the coast of Venezuala, the Fan-tailed Lesser Spotted Fluffsnapper.
Fuzzbreaker by Ian Malcolm April 26, 2006
Related Words

fuzzbanger 

A synonym for lesbian created from the art of banging their vagina's together during sex.
As Jeremy saw two lipstick lesbians making out on the dance floor, he exclaimed "Look at those hot fuzzbangers!"
fuzzbanger by Frumper July 24, 2010

Fuzzface 

A novice, or one who is unfamiliar with the customs and traditions of a certain group.
The new employee, being a fuzzface, did not realize he was supposed to clock in his time at the start of the day.
Fuzzface by Meliadoul January 25, 2010

fuzzburger 

A hairy cooch, usually on an old woman
You ate her fuzzburger at the party last night?
fuzzburger by Ni32 May 13, 2008

fuzzbanger 

an interesting word, which I am led to believe I made up, some days ago, which I find hilarious, and should be used as much as possible, and worked into conversation wherever it can, similar to wordpinkle/word.
Person: Why hello old chap, what are you doing?
Person 2: Well, I'm having a right old fuzzbanger you see
Person: Ah yes, because I know what you're saying, I understand entirely. Ho ho.
Person 2: Yes, fuzzbanger is an excellent idea, thankyou pinkle

fuzzballed 

After spunking on your partners face you then run your ball sack shavings into her face making it stick to the spunk!
Last night I fuzzballed the misses so she looked like Santa
fuzzballed by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017