fuxkup

An absolute dumbass!

Probably has average or slightly higher intelligence, but seems to lack the volition to do anything with their life.

Will likely be drug-addicted.

Krista: Yo, Mathew’s a real Fuxkup!
Dustan: Yeah, kind of a loser...
Kaylee: Hey, don’t call him that, at least he’s nice to people. Kinda...

by SalamiBoiRises February 26, 2020

fuckupism

A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.

My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fuckupery

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.

The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.

by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

fuckupfactor

All that can go unpredictability wrong which most people forget to consider when planning something.

Have you calculated in the fuckupfactor as you plan your route and the time you’re leaving?

by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

fuckupalupagus

One who fucks up in an extraordinarily gratuitous or clueless way, reminiscent of childhood.

Now that you're 35, your Big wheel races make you look like a fuckupalupagus.

by Al347 April 8, 2008

freshman fuckup

The point of the first year of highschool in which new students, unacustomed to new highschool curriculum, slack on their responsibility and fail to complete assignments on time, as well as miserably fail their classes. In essence, they fuck up, or in lighter terms, they fall into a large series of mistakes and irreversibly lower their grade point average.

dont go thru freshman fuckup. it really fucks you up.

by Frankly Dontgiveadamn September 10, 2006

fuxup

Fuxup (fucksup); What the fuck is up?!

An easy text message while driving or a simple way to greet someone when they come through the door.

Text: fuxup?!

Friend opens the door and walks in:
"hey"
You nod and say:
"fuxup"

by bwg_wsu May 20, 2009