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fuutch

In the future we won't have time to waste on finishing words.
Everything that can, will be shortened. We will refer to the future as the fuutch.
GTA4 rules the TAG.
"Bob."
"What"
"I have cancer"
"REALLY?! HOW LONG?!"
"Since last August"
"Oh, my god. How are you feeling"
"Better. I have my bad days though. I'm hoping they'll find a cure."
"Um....yeah...I don't see that happening anytime soon."
"Well...maybe in the fuutch, they wont have cancer anymore."
"Maybe."
by Jordan "Y0R0" Bork April 23, 2008
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Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.
Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher
by sWanker March 25, 2021
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futchu

futchu bitch
by darkestdarci September 20, 2023
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Futch

A lesbian, dyke or other variety of queer woman who possesses or displays qualities and identifiers of both butch and femme. (noun)

Futch (adjective) describes:
a) a non-standard display of female masculinity, which contains elements of the feminine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).
b) a non-standard display of queer femininity, containing elements of the masculine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).

If butch/femme is a spectrum, a futch may be found at any or all of the points in between.

A futch presentation may occasionally be ephemeral, caused by the migration of an woman's queer self-identity, but is much more likely to be ongoing and deliberate; reflecting an individual's own position of comfort on the queer gender presentation scale.

Tila Tequila's date, Dani Campbell, a lesbian firefighter from Florida, claims she invented the word "futch" to describe herself as being part butch, part femme. However, a spot of research will reveal that the word has been in moderate usage in the dyke community since at least 1990. Dani would have had to be a very inventive little futch at 11 to be the word's progenitor.

Sometimes futch sighting is a false positive, as in the case of many rural women who make the gaydar spang wildly, but who are merely hetero women who portray common lesbian markers, such as speaking firmly, gesturing strongly, taking no nonsense, and using no botox. While wearing boots.
As I was getting ready for my date with the new girl, I had a hard time deciding whether to put on my suit and tie or my heels and dress. Good thing she likes a futch, because it doesn't matter which I pick.
by Miselaineous October 19, 2009
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Futch scale

A scale of different “types” of lesbians. Different places on the scale are:
•High Femme
•Femme
•Butchy Femme, also known as Chapstick Lesbian
•Futch
•Soft Butch
•Butch
Stone Butch
Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”
by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018
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futch

a lesbian who has feminine looks but masculine dress and/or style. femme + butch = futch
dani from a shot at love with tila tequila is futch.
by sydbarrettsaves December 26, 2007
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Futcher

To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend.
"Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"
by bl4d3 December 26, 2004
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