Futchy 

The best man in the world. Hes my Futchy, the best Futch around

Hes my futchy, there is no better man in the world to be futched by.

Futchy by Amothy July 4, 2018

Futchy 

Is defined by being a terrible infuence and is most likely to be a bad spirit, a horrible cold or an indignant twerp who thinks he is the best at everything. In gaming terms he is the one who joins a guild and immediately demands to be an officer

Futchy is so cool I so wished I'd called myself Futchy instead of Stebercam

Futchy by Yav69 January 26, 2019

Futchy's mom 

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents

Dude, I can't walk right any more, not after last night with futchy's Mom.

Futchy's mom by notluthi March 17, 2009

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

futchu 

a different way to say fuck you

futchu bitch

futchu by darkestdarci September 20, 2023

Futch 

A lesbian, dyke or other variety of queer woman who possesses or displays qualities and identifiers of both butch and femme. (noun)

Futch (adjective) describes:
a) a non-standard display of female masculinity, which contains elements of the feminine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).
b) a non-standard display of queer femininity, containing elements of the masculine (such as clothing, walk, cosmetics, shoes).

If butch/femme is a spectrum, a futch may be found at any or all of the points in between.

A futch presentation may occasionally be ephemeral, caused by the migration of an woman's queer self-identity, but is much more likely to be ongoing and deliberate; reflecting an individual's own position of comfort on the queer gender presentation scale.

Tila Tequila's date, Dani Campbell, a lesbian firefighter from Florida, claims she invented the word "futch" to describe herself as being part butch, part femme. However, a spot of research will reveal that the word has been in moderate usage in the dyke community since at least 1990. Dani would have had to be a very inventive little futch at 11 to be the word's progenitor.

Sometimes futch sighting is a false positive, as in the case of many rural women who make the gaydar spang wildly, but who are merely hetero women who portray common lesbian markers, such as speaking firmly, gesturing strongly, taking no nonsense, and using no botox. While wearing boots.

As I was getting ready for my date with the new girl, I had a hard time deciding whether to put on my suit and tie or my heels and dress. Good thing she likes a futch, because it doesn't matter which I pick.

Futch by Miselaineous October 19, 2009

Fotchy Wotchy 

when you physically anal someone with a shovel after you dropkick them.

the dude stole my car so i pulled a fotchy wotchy on his ass.

Fotchy Wotchy by physinbock October 16, 2019