A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...
Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?


Tila Tequila, yo!

What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?

Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.


by Jay D. October 12, 2007
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tila tequila sonds like me singing on helium and has lyrics worse than all american rejects
by enoughshotstoshare September 26, 2006
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Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.

She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".

There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.

Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
by Vivien Mourier April 14, 2007
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Dumb Asian whore with blond hair and fake tits and caked on makeup. Famous for sitting behind her computer hours on end updating her myspace page. Thinks she is bisexual and has scored a TV show "A shot at love", more recently claimed to be pregnant by a certain so called a-list rapper who's identity is unknown.

Her stuck up demeanor and trashy antics has left a void in pop culture, more recently her music career has gone nowhere... and critics claim she has no real talent and only scored a show because of her popularity on myspace and her so-called exotic Asian ethnicity to score ratings.

MTV currently casting "shot at love 3" however due to her spiraling popularity MTV opted to cast an authentic bisexual woman -- tila claims she turned down the deal to move on with other things- such as her "career" in singing.

A hot mess
Aye you heard of this myspace sleez tila tequila?

Oh that jizz junkie that did that track with ya boy?

yeah her, the one who thinks she bisexual

what about that floozy?

she claiming she pregnant with some rappers kid

that lil skeet meat got ran through by the whole block

yeah glad i had that jimmy on extra tight...

yeah tell that to ya boy

yay digg!
by damuthafuckintruth July 17, 2009
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an ugly slutty whore who no one likes and is known for her fake body and sucky music on MTV.
I couldn't stand watching that slut Tila Tequila's show last night so i turned it off.
by braylin June 16, 2008
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is the defined super whore , she is the unholy christ of bisexuals everywere. who knew you could fuck your way on to mtv... I think she is a morfed nigger,spick,asian..
she is the defination of whoreisim
tila tequila is looking for a chick with a really big clit
by tim erwin April 28, 2008
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