FUTWO 

A Fuck Up That Works Out

I used my last twenty to buy a bottle of Rum instead of food. But I already had a bottle of Rum that I had forgotten about. But then I dropped one of the bottles and it broke. So I fucked up, but it worked out. My friend said, so you made a "FUTWO."

FUTWO by irate January 20, 2014

futro foo 

A Pakistani term used to describe someone’s secret work crush. Often the crush is a relative.

Jyotsna is Ankits futro foo. He is crazy about her.

futro foo by Gupta88 November 8, 2017

FUTO 

A place of stress and frustration, without any sign of human sympathy...

He looks this way because he just came back from futo

FUTO by Ebruba May 19, 2020

Dev-butt Futo-naik 

Dev-butt Futo*-naik is an attention seeking mythical creature, a pervert, a writer of erotic homosexual fan fictions, a pro player of victim card, a Diva who likes to take it from behind, and who loves to moan at Twitter upon having an orgasm.

Our Good Ole Dev-butt Futo-naik is a student of anti-Hindu scholar Windy Dognigga.

Dev-butt Futo-naik by Psycho_Kangana March 15, 2021

fatwow 

1.) An exclamation, usually one of amazement used when just saying wow won't do.

2.) A common reaction to a trip to Fatburger.

1) Is that a lion that's attacking your neighbor? Fatwow!

2.) This burger is amazing. Fatwow. Seriously. Fatwow.

fatwow by M.G. September 3, 2007

Futoon 

(noun) An Arabic female name. It comes from the Arabic word "fetna" which is translated/means to be fascinated, captivated , or has madly fallen in love.

Ultimately the name itself means: She is so beautiful that she will "Sweep you off your feet".

" I met Futoon and she is as gorgeous as her name states"

Futoon by ALHIL April 16, 2019

captain futon 

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

captain futon by randomness42467 February 21, 2009