futureshop!! 

A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.

After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!

The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.

Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
_____________________________________

Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.

futureshop!! by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005

futureshop!! 

a store that sells electronics and other such things

lets go to futureshop to get a tv

futureshop!! by canada is best April 29, 2005

futureshop 

the place for all computer rip-offs

futureshop sales: "To play DOOM 3 in the highest details, you need a GeForce FX5200 video card. It's currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. It's one of the most popular products sold here. Oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. Have a nice day."

futureshop by the guy August 2, 2004

futurepop 

Futurepop is a recently-emerging musical genre growing primarily out of synthpop and EBM. It is characterized by uplifting grandiose synthesizer melodies reminiscent of trance, but almost always has vocals. The genre has few cultural connections to trance, however -- its historical roots can be traced mainly to EBM and the related "dark electronics" culture (darkwave; electro-goth), and the lyrics and melodies often retain a darker undertone.

I want to hear some more futurepop, put on some VNV Nation

futurepop by angrysuqirrel May 16, 2004

future shop 

Best Buy owned chain of electronics stores in Canada that rewards workers who disobey convention and screw around talking about the latest Britney Spears albums while they're supposed to be working, yet punishes hard working employees for being late once.

Store managers are also known to give employees instructions that are in violation of obvious safety signs placed near equipment in the warehouse.

This chain is a great place to go if you enjoy being heckled and pushed by salespeople who know nothing about the products they are supposedly experts about, and are overly concerned about pushing stupid sales plans on people, which anyone who doesn't drop kick the product the instant after getting home does not need.

Going to Future Shop? Save yourself the time and just give money to beggars on the street. At least beggars aren't trying to hide the fact that they aren't doing anything.

future shop by CloutierFan02 January 2, 2005

Futurepoop 

The way "you" will poop in the future.

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.

Futurepoop by slacketstew October 18, 2019

Future Shop 

See "retarded".

Those Future Shop fuckers ripped me off!

Future Shop by antipop26 December 11, 2003