Futurepoop
Futurepoop by slacketstew October 18, 2019
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(n) - food or drink that will inevitably cause the consumer to spend time on the toilet. While this term can technically be applied to any food or drink, it is best used to describe substances that will cause green apple splatters, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, or any similar form of the runs.
This Denny's Grand Slam is a some serious future poop. I'm probably gonna spend the next 35 minutes on the toilet.
future poop by thejewbear August 1, 2010
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futurepop
Futurepop is a recently-emerging musical genre growing primarily out of synthpop and EBM. It is characterized by uplifting grandiose synthesizer melodies reminiscent of trance, but almost always has vocals. The genre has few cultural connections to trance, however -- its historical roots can be traced mainly to EBM and the related "dark electronics" culture (darkwave; electro-goth), and the lyrics and melodies often retain a darker undertone.
futurepop by angrysuqirrel May 16, 2004
futureshop!!
A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.
After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
futureshop!! by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005
futureshop
futureshop sales: "To play DOOM 3 in the highest details, you need a GeForce FX5200 video card. It's currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. It's one of the most popular products sold here. Oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. Have a nice day."
futureshop by the guy August 2, 2004
futureproof
futureproof by Ro Jones November 15, 2006