Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.

"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."

by slacketstew December 08, 2019

Failt

When you shart your pants and remember that you should never, under any conditions, poop outside the house.

1: Fuark.
2: What?
1: I failt my pants, I need to go home immediately.

by slacketstew November 12, 2019

Wabbithuntingspeak

The Spanish language, the reason India broke up with Spanishspeaking.

1: ¡Hola!
2: Don't spit that pig latin at me.
1: That wasn't ig-pay atin-lay, that was Spanish!
2: Don't spit that wabbithuntingspeak at me.
1: That wasn't wabbithuntingspeak, that was Spanish!

by slacketstew November 11, 2019

Temporal scavenger

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.

Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!

by slacketstew October 22, 2019

Foreskin crown

Tiara-like, placed on the representation of a self-assured man.

"1: Why don't you ever consider other opinions? Including your own?
2: I wear my foreskin crown proudly.
1: Ok."

by slacketstew December 09, 2019

Heck

Onomatopoeic sound when you gag revolted.

1: Geezus, that smell's revolting!
2: Excuse me sorry thank you.
1: The heck!

by slacketstew February 28, 2022

Graymeat

The off-white/off-brown/off-yellow meat color of manbear (repository) flesh, the result of mixing little browns and real-life flash photography look.

"1: Look at that bunghole.
2: Graymeat..
1: Weird."

by slacketstew November 11, 2019