slacketstew's definitions

Livedoccing

Docking your penis in another man's foreskin.

He genuinely loves docking his foreskin with his boyfriend's cawk live, online. He's a lovedicking son of a gun. He docks online even on his Docs. He likes livedoccing all over town.

by slacketstew February 3, 2024

Heck

Onomatopoeic sound when you gag revolted.

1: Geezus, that smell's revolting!
2: Excuse me sorry thank you.
1: The heck!

by slacketstew February 27, 2022

Foreskin crown

Tiara-like, placed on the representation of a self-assured man.

"1: Why don't you ever consider other opinions? Including your own?
2: I wear my foreskin crown proudly.
1: Ok."

by slacketstew December 9, 2019

Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.

"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."

by slacketstew December 8, 2019

Failt

When you shart your pants and remember that you should never, under any conditions, poop outside the house.

1: Fuark.
2: What?
1: I failt my pants, I need to go home immediately.

by slacketstew November 12, 2019

Graymeat

The off-white/off-brown/off-yellow meat color of manbear (repository) flesh, the result of mixing little browns and real-life flash photography look.

"1: Look at that bunghole.
2: Graymeat..
1: Weird."

by slacketstew November 11, 2019

Wabbithuntingspeak

The Spanish language, the reason India broke up with Spanishspeaking.

1: ¡Hola!
2: Don't spit that pig latin at me.
1: That wasn't ig-pay atin-lay, that was Spanish!
2: Don't spit that wabbithuntingspeak at me.
1: That wasn't wabbithuntingspeak, that was Spanish!

by slacketstew November 11, 2019