Futurepoop

The way "you" will poop in the future.

1: How was the poop today?
2: Vegetable Man.
3: Futurepoop.

by slacketstew October 18, 2019

Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.

"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."

by slacketstew December 8, 2019

Foreskin crown

Tiara-like, placed on the representation of a self-assured man.

"1: Why don't you ever consider other opinions? Including your own?
2: I wear my foreskin crown proudly.
1: Ok."

by slacketstew December 9, 2019

Livedoccing

Docking your penis in another man's foreskin.

He genuinely loves docking his foreskin with his boyfriend's cawk live, online. He's a lovedicking son of a gun. He docks online even on his Docs. He likes livedoccing all over town.

by slacketstew February 3, 2024

Daping

Vaping during the day?

1: Where's your family?
2: They've been daping since the morning.

by slacketstew July 30, 2019

Heck

Onomatopoeic sound when you gag revolted.

1: Geezus, that smell's revolting!
2: Excuse me sorry thank you.
1: The heck!

by slacketstew February 27, 2022

Temporal scavenger

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.

Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!

by slacketstew October 21, 2019